Mangotsfield Rural Parish Council is to consult on setting up a shop to sell vegetables. Council chairman Alan Magazine said 'the council seems to have quite a few vegetables so we thought we should make some money by selling them'.
The chairman confirmed that any money raised would be used to buy Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob a heart. This follows a high number of complaints being made about Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob's behaviour and conduct.
Please send any comments about vegetables to the Clark.