Mangotsfield Rural Parish Council is to consult on setting up a shop to sell vegetables. Council chairman Alan Magazine said 'the council seems to have quite a few vegetables so we thought we should make some money by selling them'.
The chairman confirmed that any money raised would be used to buy Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob a heart. This follows a high number of complaints being made about Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob's behaviour and conduct.
Please send any comments about vegetables or complaints about the conduct and behaviour of Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob to the Clark.
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