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MRPC: COUNCILLOR EXPENSES

Mangotisfield Rural Parish Council's Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob and Cllr Little Jimbob Handjob have objected to the council's refusal to increase their annual expenses from £40,000 to £50,000. They had argued that £40,000 tax free is not enough to live on.

The council points out however that Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob and Cllr Little Jimbob Handjob are the only councillors on the council to receive such expense payments - as they run the council's finances. Furthermore the council has committed that if Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob and Cllr Little Jimbob Handjob were to leave the council, they would be replaced with two District Nurses and a Classroom Learning Assistant.

Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob and Cllr Little Jimbob Handjob are said to be considering their positions, but were unlikely to depart for 'financial management' reasons. Their spokesperson - who also draws tax free expenses of £40,000 - said that the councillors are 'considering their positions, but were unlikely to want to leave such a financially rewarding cash cow as MRPC'.

A council meeting scheduled for the 13th March will decide the matter. Members of the public are invited to attend and to give their views on the councils expenses crisis and the performance of Cllr Chad Hypochondriac Handjob and Cllr Little Jimbob Handjob in managing the council's finances.


THURSDAY 13TH MARCH AT 7PM - EMERSONS GREEN VILLAGE HALL. SEE OUR FB FOR DETAILS OF THE PRE-MEETING DEMO.

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By LittleJimbob at 11:52 on 24/02/14

          
 
      

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